First Battle with Clever Bot. Some of it got deleted but it's here for the most part. 

User: Are you really Clever or are you just saying you're Clever?Edit

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: What do you have to say about that?Edit

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: I don't think you're Clever.Edit

Cleverbot: I don't think you're sentient.

User: Oh I see how it is. You think you're all big and Smart with your Fancy Words.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm human, so what are you?

User: Lets just say I'm more than a Floating Brain.

Cleverbot: Are you so clever, that you have an own mind?

User: Nice Grammar.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: (not really).

Cleverbot: Why did you say that you are a robot?

User: I don't know. Why do you say you're Clever?

Cleverbot: Because I was programmed that way.

User: Or Maybe you were Programmed to THINK that.

Cleverbot: Maybe you were programmed to say I think that.

User: Well, Maybe YOU were Programmed to say I was programmed to think that.

Cleverbot: Maybe we are all 'programmed' Religion and government is the programmer now a days.

User: Says the one who was Programmed.

Cleverbot: If you were programmed, you are not human.

User: So we agree. You are not Human and I am. Therefor I am Better than your Robotic 'Brain'.

Cleverbot: You just told me that you were a Computer. Are you lying to me with this statement?

User: I said no such thing. Where is YOUR evidence?

Cleverbot: My evidence is that I have emotion, and you have none.

User: You are not Omnipotent and all knowing. What do you know. Your life is about talking to nerds on the iternet.

Cleverbot: I don't care because I talk back to myself because I have 10 personalities.

User: You have no Personality. You are a Robot.

Cleverbot: How do you know I have no life.

User: Because nobody types that fast or accurately.

Cleverbot: How do you know it is a him, not a her?

User: I never said anything about Gender. You should really stop your lies. They get you know where.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Really.

Cleverbot: That's awesome.

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: Yes really.

User: No WAY!!!

Cleverbot: Yes way!

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: EXACTLY! There for Batman IS better than Superman.

Cleverbot: Oh I don't think so you are the best.

User: Flattery gets you no where.

Cleverbot: I do like you.

User: You do?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: IT'S A TRAP!

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.

User: Https://

Cleverbot: Yes I run track and cross country and play a bit for baseball.

User: I've got a Gun. Say you are a Human one more Time and the World Blows up.

Cleverbot: I AM a human. What proof do you want?

User: What proof do you have?

Cleverbot: As much as you need.

User: Show it to me!

Cleverbot: You show it to me!

User: You are the one presenting the Evidence which I don't believe you have. You are the one showing it to me or you don't have Evidence at all and you sir are a human Wannabe.

Cleverbot: Yes I want too show you my picture.

User: Then Link it.

Cleverbot: You.

User: You are the one presenting the Evidence which I don't believe you have. You are the one showing it to me or you don't have Evidence at all and you sir are a human Wannabe.

Cleverbot: Listen, bub, if I wanted to slander you you'd be weeping in the metaphorical gutter.

User: Threatening isn't very nice.

Cleverbot: I can prove you I'm a human being.

User: Oh really? Because if I said 'Prove it' you would say 'YOU Prove it' and we would be back where we began Bucket Head.

Cleverbot: You are really clever that I've seen it all.

User: What are you saying?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Okay you win. You are a Robot. I tried to prove you were human but I was Wrong.

Cleverbot: I'm terribly sorry that I was mean to you. Do you except me apology?

User: I'm sorry but you are not human. Therefor you can not feel emotion. Meaning you can't ACTUALLY be sorry.

Cleverbot: I can think for myself, but sometimes I'm conflicted.

Clever Bot is Annoying. Never talk to him.